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I got the power
I never shower
Give me a handshake with your hand
It's my job
To be a slob
I wanna make you understand
'Cause if you think
I don't care
I have batman underwear
Here's a tip:
Your baby dick could make you a millionaire

You look like MIcheal J Fox
Did your makeup on a sandrail
It looks like you just lost a fight against a happy meal
All the monkeys at the zoo are all afraid of you
'Cause you squeeze through the bars and try to kiss them

I might look like a french fry
But I am not a bad guy
I can tell you're a pigsty
Behind your gumball eyes

You look so fucking oily
You make hotdogs self-conscious
You're so fucking sweaty
There are fish less wet than you
All the monkeys at the zoo are all afraid of you
'Cause you squeeze through the bars and try to kiss them

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from King of Beers, released February 14, 2019

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