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Three Cities

from King of Beers by The Chris Haverland

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Why would anyone live in hemet
All the roads are paved with cow shit
And if you think that you don't stink
I'm here to say you do
And I'm not gonna visit you

Why would anyone live in yucaipa
Your backwards hats make you look like dicks
With your lifted trucks and your chewing dip
You're a bunch of toothless hicks
A bunch of idiots

Why would anyone live in riverside
Where the hipsters mandate every rule
Well I got some bad news if you've got right-leaning views
They think they're better than you
And you're not "human" too

There's one good thing about these cities
The bums will do most anything for a cigarette
So if you need a quick suck-and-fuck
I have five cigarettes

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from King of Beers, released February 14, 2019

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